Pérolas!!

Retirei essas do site: http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/

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Many people have called to ask where the "any" key is on their keyboards when the "Press Any Key" message is displayed.

• Tech Support: "If there is anything else we can help with, please give us a call."
  

• Customer: "Well...I was wondering if you could just tell me something people ask you that is really stupid, so I don't feel like such a moron."
  
• Tech Support: "Ma'am, you're not stupid. People aren't born with knowledge, it takes time. One of the silliest questions we get from new users is, 'Where is the any key?'"
  
• Customer: "Well, DUH! Even I know where that is!"
  

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Essa é a melhor de todas:

• Customer: "Uhh, I dont have a '7' key."
  
• Tech Support: "It's between the '6' and '8'."
  
• Customer: "I don't have a '7' key."
  
• Tech Support: "Do you see the '1' key?"
  
• Customer: "Yeah."
  
• Tech Support: "What's to the right of that?"
  
• Customer: "'2'."
  
• Tech Support: "And further right?"
  
• Customer: "'3', '4', '5', '6'."
  
• Tech Support: "What's the next one?"
  
• Customer: "'8'."
  
• Tech Support: "It should be to the left of the '8' and the right of the '6'."
  
• Customer: "Ohhhh, that '7' key."
  

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